In which I rather blantantly rip off a guest post at the Hostages.
The eerie discovery described here and this post itself originated with my good friend "J. B. O’Rourke". He occasionally lurks here so he is familiar with you idiots. I'm sure I asked him if he was drunk when he came up with this and I think he said yes. Oddly enough I was drunk when I asked him. The rest of this post are the words of Mr. O'Rourke. * On March 3rd, 2009 our new President decided to become an investment advisor: “On the other han … Read More