Paperwork Error Sends Marines To Guard Streets Of Hell

THE PEARLY GATES OF HEAVEN — In response to an investigation initiated by the Marine Corps Times, a spokesman for God has confirmed that because of a paperwork error Marines have actually been guarding the streets of Hell for the past 200 years.“Don’t get me wrong, we briefly did have Marines on guard up here,” St. Peter told Duffel Blog, “but they kept making all the new angels stand at parade rest and conduct police calls for cigarette butts at four in the morning.”“Seriously, anyone who thinks having Marines guarding your streets is bliss has never been knife-handed by some random Gunnery Sergeant for not calling him by his proper rank. They even insisted we refer to everything in nautical terminology.”

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Happy Birthday to our junior service, the United States Marine Corps.

4 thoughts on “Paperwork Error Sends Marines To Guard Streets Of Hell”

  1. So a Marine DJ plays “Ladder to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin and “The Bulkhead” by Pink Floyd? “PogeyBait Man” by Sammy Davis?

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