I’ll say one thing for Jackass Cat. He can take a beating. Sometimes I grab him by the tail and give him a good walloping. He likes it, too, little sicko. As soon as I let him go he just sits down and waits for more attention.
Even non-cat people like him. He is a good dude, not a mean bone in his body. Less’n you’re a mouse.
I just wish people would stop telling him how handsome he is. I am afraid his head will get swole.
You’re going to wake up with him on your chest, his paw on your nose, with him saying, “tell me I’m pretty!”
That’s how I woke up this morning, but it was my Liz doing it, not URR’s jackass.
Liz is going to hate me for the next little while though – she’s got an appointment to get fixed in the morning.
He lets you rough him up? He is patient with his staff members.