You Know That Video Would Be on Tosh.O

Seems Senator Harry Reid (D-NV) hurt himself again while exercising.  Nothing serious.

According to a statement, Reid was exercising at home in Henderson, Nevada, when a piece of equipment broke. An aide said that Reid was exercising with a resistance band that snapped, hitting him and causing him to fall.

Here is what I would like the story to have said:

“Senator Reid was first brought to the VA Southeast Primary Care Clinic in  Henderson by his security detail,” said the senator’s office. “He then sat in the waiting room for five and a half hours, and then was sent to two different parts of the hospital by mistake, only to return to be told by a rude staffer that he had missed his appointment window and would need to wait another two hours.  He was then administered bowel prep by mistake, and by the time he was out of the bathroom, diagnostic imaging had closed for the day, so he was sent back home with an appointment for Tuesday and a handful of Motrin.”

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