Military Strategy: What are the optimal siege tactics for taking Magic Kingdom's Cinderella Castle? – Quora

While in Fantasyland we will have the opportunity to take down the menace of all parents everywhere. The “It’s a Small World” ride will be within our reach. Our secondary objective is to eliminate the ride with extreme prejudice. This isn’t a capture mission like the castle, but one of complete annihilation. Expect heavy casualties as their adorable repetitiveness burns into your skulls like white phosphorous in the jungle. Our sacrifices will be great, but our suffering is in the name of protecting others.

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4 thoughts on “Military Strategy: What are the optimal siege tactics for taking Magic Kingdom's Cinderella Castle? – Quora”

  1. I liked “Wings of Man” back when Eastern Airlines was the Official Airline of Disney World. I must have rode it 15-20 times when I was on liberty from Boot Camp.

  2. I bet the Orange County Sheriff’s Office has plans for doing that, if needed. I am kind of surprised no one has tried to evil at a Disney Resort. You would think it to be a very profitable target for terrorists.

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