IPFU Changes Says New Army G-4, Tells Duffel Blog to ‘Shove It’ | The Duffel Blog : The Duffel Blog

He continued, “My first priority as Chief of Staff for Army G-4 is to rename the IPFU to the Uniform for Individual or Group Physical Training All Weather Environment Uniform, or the UIGPTAWEU. If there’s one thing I’ve had enough of, it’s soldiers referring to the IPFU simply as a PT uniform. From now on the IPFU shall be referred to as the UIGPTAWEU and anyone caught referring to it as a PT uniform or otherwise will be subject to UCMJ.”

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4 thoughts on “IPFU Changes Says New Army G-4, Tells Duffel Blog to ‘Shove It’ | The Duffel Blog : The Duffel Blog”

  1. “Upon calling his office and questioning the direction of the new uniform, The Duffel Blog was told “I’m G-4 bitch. Shove it.”

    When pressed, he said, “Go cry to the IG, I’ll give you the phone number myself if you want to be such a prick about it.” ”

    Gotta love the Duffel Bag!

    (Even if it is really a sea bag.)

  2. REMF O-grade probably couldn’t tally on the APFT charts, even if he had a stand-in. I wonder when was the last time he wore one, let alone [i]used[/i] one.
    If its one thing the Army (or, the Service, in general) needs is clear definitions, not alphabet soup.
    That Soup-sandwich O-grade needs to find a new vocation, not wordsmithing.

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