The other day, I was headed to the back patio to smoke and contemplate writing more incredible content for you, dear reader, here on the blog. Nothing helps that process along like a nice cold glass of Coca-Cola. So I fetched one. Glass, ice, Coke.
As I opened the sliding glass door, without knocking the glass against anything or any other trauma to the glass, it split perfectly in two. Sending Coke and ice all over the place. Very weird. I guess there was a flaw in the glass or something.
Obviously, I should have used a blue Solo cup (red is for booze only).