7 thoughts on “Want”

  1. You’d get an all-expenses paid trip to San Quentin for having that in CA, Brad.

    (And then you’d get a life sentence to drive a ’91 Geo Metro for offenses against good taste and moral decency, i.e., mutilating your really sharp looking classic BMW with a class 3 trailer hitch.)

  2. I have a claymore case with all the explosives placards still in place and two complete training mines (green, not blue) in bandoleers that give the movers a surprise every time they pack me up for another move.

  3. Could be better and more thorough than “Trunk Monkey”.

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